My carpool buddy, Sarah, and I are walking to the car. We cross paths with a rather scantily clad young tramp hussy lady.
Sarah: What the hell? This isn't stripper college!
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Very dramatic puppeteer who is teaching our Visual/Performing Arts class: Please make sure your puppets rods are erect!
Me to Guy Friend: Sam! Is your rod erect?!
Erica: Jenn! You're supposed to be the mature one here.
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Very dramatic puppeteer who is teaching our Visual/Performing Arts class:
Don't do what I did--I hot glue gunned my car seats.
Me: Why is she hot glue gunning in her car? Is she homeless?
Erica: Well she is an adjunct professor.
what ever flats the boat as far as being "dressed"
Posted by: Mike Golch | October 04, 2008 at 12:34 AM
LOVE the last one. Especially because my husband hopes one day to be a professor and I KNOW he won't be bringing in the big bucks... (maybe even less than he is current bringing in of $0.00!!)
Posted by: CC | October 04, 2008 at 12:35 AM
Erica is my kind of gal. (I'm referring to the adjunct remark, not the rod one. Just sayin'.)
Posted by: kalynne pudner | October 04, 2008 at 01:44 AM
I am impressed here, all winter long, that young women at Cornell still sport little tops, minis and flip flops even when it is 25 degrees outside, windy and blowing....
Posted by: gary | October 04, 2008 at 06:11 AM
Love these conversations!
Posted by: Amy | October 04, 2008 at 08:35 AM
Oh SO funny. Sounds as though you are taking the college thing to heart....maturity and all. I love it. That is how I talk too. We may never REALLY grow up after all.
Posted by: Suzanne | October 04, 2008 at 10:13 AM
Wahaha! Stripper college. I love it!
I came over from The Bigger They Get. I'm so glad I did! You made my morning.
Posted by: jenboglass (steenkybee) | October 04, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Funny stuff. I really should post one of these, because I have funny conversations all the time, but I usually forget them. GAH!
Posted by: jenrantsraves | October 04, 2008 at 12:02 PM
*smirk*
Posted by: kcinnova | October 04, 2008 at 12:04 PM
hot glue in the car? i am maybe not the worst driver in the world. maybe.
Posted by: kate | October 04, 2008 at 12:57 PM
YOu better be careful. THe teacher is going to ask you if you have something you want to share with the rest of the class.
KEEP BELIEVING
Posted by: Angie @ KEEP BELIEVING | October 04, 2008 at 01:58 PM
I want to know what the guy friend said!
Posted by: phd in yogurtry | October 04, 2008 at 02:29 PM
Jenn is naughty, naughty, naughty. Awesome.
Posted by: Cheri @ Blog This Mom! | October 04, 2008 at 03:32 PM
just wanted to let you know that I'm thinking of you.
Posted by: ms_teacher | October 04, 2008 at 06:37 PM
I want to hear more about the overly dramatic puppeteer. Blog gold, baby, blog gold.
Posted by: San Diego Momma | October 04, 2008 at 09:26 PM
isn't it great going back to school knowing what you know now?!?!
Posted by: Helen | October 04, 2008 at 09:34 PM
So WAS Sam's rod erect? And did he show it to you?
Posted by: Jason | October 05, 2008 at 12:37 AM
Ha! I was just thinking about you and the new semester, which is why I hopped over. Glue guns are THE heavy tool for adjuncts, that's for sure. They can't afford car repair. Me neither. . . . hope all goes well this semester!
Posted by: Minnesota Matron | October 05, 2008 at 10:35 PM
Too good.
Posted by: JCK | October 05, 2008 at 11:51 PM
I saw the hussy in the parking lot too.....I thought I was having a flashback of San Diego State.... overcrowded parking lot and scantily clad students!
Posted by: Erica | October 07, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Oh your poor teacher.
Posted by: Grandy | October 07, 2008 at 10:48 PM