Minnesota Matron tagged me for this. There's no way I'm going to be as funny as she is, but I'll give it a shot. Here's the deal:
The meme is sinful: "Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don't tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each sin) and hope they can lie."
Pride
What is your biggest contribution to the world?
I invented them. And don't let those b*tches Romy and Michelle tell you any different.
Envy
What do your coworkers have that you wish was yours?
A job (oh wait, I'm supposed to lie). Bon-bons, lots and lots of bon-bons.
Gluttony
What did you eat last night?
Not a thing? I just don't get hungry much.
Lust
What really lights your fire?
I love a man with soft hands, a high voice and a tight 'fro!
Anger
What is the last thing that really pissed you off?
I came home from a day at the spa and my teens had cleaned the house from top to bottom. Without my permission. Grrr.
Greed
Name something you hoard and keep from others.
The special tea that keeps my looking like I did when I was 20. You know . . . thin and beautiful.
Sloth
What is the laziest thing you ever did?
Did? Or do? I haven't cleaned my house since I bought it . . . which would be 1995.
This was so much fun I'm tagging anyone that wants it--be sure to let me know when you do it--I can't wait to see what you come up with!
That was fun!
Posted by: jenrantsraves | July 02, 2009 at 07:36 AM
Oh to be that pissed;)
Still laughing about your lust answer.
Posted by: Green Girl in Wisconsin | July 02, 2009 at 09:29 AM
I haven't seen that done before. It is rather good.
If I hadn't undertaken not to do memes at the new place I think I would have been sorely tempted. But I'd better not break my good resolutions just yet!!!
Posted by: Reluctant Blogger | July 02, 2009 at 09:33 AM
Very funny!!!!
Posted by: Suz | July 02, 2009 at 10:48 AM
I love it! "I love a man with soft hands, a high voice and a tight 'fro!'" THIS, is awesome!!
Posted by: Kelly | July 02, 2009 at 01:04 PM
Good one!
Posted by: Blognut | July 02, 2009 at 03:19 PM
You crack me up and make me feel guilty, all at once! (I'm having trouble coming up with a sloth entry.)
Posted by: kcinnova | July 03, 2009 at 10:44 AM
Ok, that was hilarious! Richard Simmons looks so... so... Richard Simmonsly in that picture!
Posted by: imom | July 03, 2009 at 11:16 AM
Your Richard Simmons photo (and comments) cracked me up.
Posted by: Gramps | July 03, 2009 at 11:20 AM
Now loving a man like that...well, interesting taste. ;) Brings back a lot of memories. Of exercise videos and high pitched voices.
Posted by: JCK | July 04, 2009 at 12:53 AM
Oh, I too longed for those soft hands and short shorts.
Posted by: Manic Mommy | July 05, 2009 at 09:27 AM