Minnesota Matron tagged me for this. There's no way I'm going to be as funny as she is, but I'll give it a shot. Here's the deal:
The meme is sinful: "Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don't tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each sin) and hope they can lie."
What is your biggest contribution to the world?
I invented them. And don't let those b*tches Romy and Michelle tell you any different.
What do your coworkers have that you wish was yours?
A job (oh wait, I'm supposed to lie). Bon-bons, lots and lots of bon-bons.
What did you eat last night?
Not a thing? I just don't get hungry much.
What really lights your fire?
I love a man with soft hands, a high voice and a tight 'fro!
What is the last thing that really pissed you off?
I came home from a day at the spa and my teens had cleaned the house from top to bottom. Without my permission. Grrr.
Name something you hoard and keep from others.
The special tea that keeps my looking like I did when I was 20. You know . . . thin and beautiful.
What is the laziest thing you ever did?
Did? Or do? I haven't cleaned my house since I bought it . . . which would be 1995.
This was so much fun I'm tagging anyone that wants it--be sure to let me know when you do it--I can't wait to see what you come up with!