Movie Meme

Borrowed from too many people to name.

Behold, the rules:

• Pick fifteen of your favorite movies. 
• Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie. 
• Post them on your blog for everyone to guess.
• Fill in the film title once it's guessed.

This part is for the reader

• No Googling or using IMDB search functions. (Don't be Cheaty McCheater-Face! That's Tootsie's admonition and I concur; you can look up those words at Dictionary.com if you must)
• Leave your answer(s) in the comments.

One)

Your father is a small man. A *very* small man!

I hope you're not referring to his genitals because that would just be gross.

 dude, I was about to eat a string bean!

THE UPSIDE OF ANGER: Life As I Know It --This one is special to me--it's my all-time favorite movie

Two)

You've never ridden on a train, have you? They're fantastic! Everybody stands up, close together, and there are no seats!

There aren't any seats?

Seats? On a train? It's obvious you've never ridden one before! No, everybody's packed in, standing up. Look at this line to get on! Hey, we've got tickets, save room for us!

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL: kcinnova

Three)

Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do.

JERRY MAGUIRE:

She's Just Another Manic Mommy

Four)

I'm too tired not to be with you.

 What, so if you had a bit more energy we'd stay split up, but things being as they are, with you being wiped out and all, you want to get back together? Is that it?

Yeah.

Five)

I'd be the worst possible Godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and shag her.

ABOUT A BOY. Trish

Six)

I'm personally going to see to it that you go down in flames!

 What? 

Negative, United. That was not to you. Not to you!

Seven)

You're my knight in shimmering armor. Did you know that?

I think you mean shining.

No shimmering. You shimmer, and you glow.

WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE. Fond of Snape

Eight)

The world is falling apart and all we hear about is blowjob-gate.

When was the last time the world wasn't falling apart, huh?

Uh, a cynic. Why don't you sit down and make me miserable?

Nine)

Ow, Harold, Mom said not the head.

Well, Mom's dead, so shut your fly trap.

I will if you shut your piehole.

Don't make me kick ya where the good Lord split ya.

Ten)

Am I nuts? Something's wrong with his feet.

I never thought I'd find myself saying this, but you're right.

He's got two left feet.

BEST IN SHOW: She's Just Another Manic Mommy

Eleven)

You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy.

 Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?

Actually, I thought it was a bakery.

This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.

THE LOST BOYS. Tootsie Farklepants

Twelve)

You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific?

No.

They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory.

SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION. Trish

Thirteen)

I want you to remember this word, okay? It's kind of like a code word: Yahoo. Can you remember that?

Fourteen)

You okay?

No, I'm not okay! Do I look okay? The fucker shot me! What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck shithole town is this? I make a business call. I give him my card. And the hick-ass fucker shoots my foot off! Cock-fucking shit!

Fifteen)

Are those pussywillows?

 Dried ones. Aren't they pretty?

What did you just say?

 Pussywillows, Dottie!  

 

 This was quite a bit of fun. I won't tag anyone, but you should think about playing anyway!

Comments

[kcinnova]

2) LIB *sigh*
I'm no good for any of the others.

[Tootsie Farklepants]

#11 "Lost Boys"!!! Keifer was all kinds of HAWT in that movie.

[Jamie]

Man, way to make a girl feel lame.
I'm out.

(Best of luck to all the smart ones.)

[Trish]

5) About a boy
7) On Golden Pond?
12) Shawshank Redemption

Am I right? Huh? Huh?
I SUCK at remembering movie quotes but I think I got those three. CHERI at BlogthisMom, will know them all I bet.

[Janet]

#7 is What's Eating Gilbert Grape, and it's one of my favorite movies too. I think I shed a tear when those words were said :-)

[Suzanne]

14)
Is it Get Shorty?
I am terrible at remembeing movie lines.

[CircusKelli]

1) isn't that "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" or something like that?

3) I've heard that one before, I just can't place it... it's a chick flick... "Notting Hill"?

13) Either "When Peggy Sue Got Married" or one of the Back to the Future movies.

[CircusKelli]

3) Or When Harry Met Sally

[Jamie]

Okay, I've got some homework for you over at my blog.

[Jennifer H]

I have got to see more movies. I couldn't get even one of these.

But I'll be checking back for the answers!

Thanks for stopping by my place and for your comments--I look forward to catching up on some of your posts.

[Janet]

Oh, and I did this meme, if you'd like to check it out...see if you know any!

[Manic Mommy]

This is so much fun I will have to do it.

#3 - Jerry McGuire (Bonny Hunt to Renee Zellweger)

#10 - Best in Show (Fred Willard?)

[Virginia]

I am lame - Not a single one rings a bell although #6 sounds like something that would have come from the movie Airplane!

[susan]

I knew the Shawshank redemption. And I cheated because I was curious about the shimmering knight. Otherwise I stink at this!

[Manic Mommy]

#6 - Pushing Tin?

[Mary]

#15.... A league of their own

What did we do in class today? I stayed home with my snot-monster.

[mike golch]

No I'm not touchinh this one.

[Life As I Know It]

#1 The Upside of Anger

Fun meme!!

[kate]

i'm so lame. i know none. n-o-n-e. l-a-m-e.

[Smalltown Mom]

#10 Best in Show!

[Kellan]

I loved The Lost Boys - why do I love that movie? I also love these quotes and have such a hard time always figuring out which movies they are from - never can figure it out, but one or two.

Have a good Wednesday Jenn - see ya. Kellan

[stephanie (bad mom)]

#14 makes me think Reservoir Dogs or Pulp Fiction, based on the number & variety of f*cks. The foot should be a good clue but it's not coming to me...

And #4 + #13 are going to haunt me. I know I know them.

Argh! This is far harder than one would think. Nicely done though.

[Karen]

As usual, late to the party, but I brought chips!
Can I play?

Is number #6 Airplane?

[Grandy]

Oh...I missed this one. Looks fun to play though.